What is MooseTape®?
Moose Tape® is the Adhesive Strip Miracle of the Next Millenium!
It's 1000 Times Better than Duct Tape! (Don't Believe the Old World Thinking of Duct Tape Advocates like Red Green! Duct Tape just ain't what it used to be! MooseTape® is the Adhesive Strip choice of the next Generation!)
It's 100 Times Better than Ninety Mile an Hour Tape! (Can you really trust your life to a Tape that is only rated at 90mph? MooseTape® is rated at over 9000 MooseBrand® simulated* miles per Hour!)
*MooseBrand® simulated miles per hour differ from regular simulated miles per hour only in the area of velocity
It's Even 10 Times Better than Gaffer's Tape! (Being a professional Gaffer at one time has allowed me to improve on the already amazing properties of Gaffer's Tape to invent MooseTape®!)
It's MooseTape®
The Adhesive Strip Miracle of the Next Millenium! (MooseTape®Tech Labs are generations ahead of any current consumer market available adhesive strip product!)
And the Best Part!
It's 100% Bite Resistant! (You see, my sister was bitten by a Moose once....)
(No Moose Were Harmed during the construction of this webpage, unless you count the one we use for bite testing at MooseTape®Tech Labs, Here Be Dragons, Canada)
